“Your purple prose just gives you away…”

A woman got her PhD in “Text Messaging” –





You may begin the LULZ.

Or start crying softly to yourself.

Frankly, I’m cool with either.


♪ ♫ ♪: EMF – Unbelievable

3 Responses to ““Your purple prose just gives you away…””

  1. Aside from #10 and the mother one, just about all of these are things that bad boys do. Which goes back to the meta rule: never, never take dating advice from a woman.

    • Very true.

      Also, if you take a moment to think about it, it reaffirms the single-rule, boiled-down version of Game:

      Just do the opposite of what women tell you.

      The reason I point that out is, even if you’ve never read Roissy, RooshV, Mystery, etc and followed that one mantra, you’d have still scored 8/10 on the “test” here.

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