“Got it mapped out in black and white…”

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Ostensibly, for some minor traffic violation. But, having studied law and being a former Federal officer, because I’m a white, middle class male that won’t accuse you of racism, sexism, police brutality or sexual assault and will meekly pay whatever penalty you assign; thus allowing you to fine me with no repercussions and thereby perform your duties without having to justify them to your superiors, co-workers or a judicial review.

Cop: Renew your registration. Goodnight.

 

 

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