“You cannot know the kind of food that made me grow…”

Never throw a punch.

 

If  you must fight (and I recommend you try to never do so):

1} Step right up in his face; staring in his eyes.

2} Stomp down HARD with your heel on his foot; break a metatarsal bone or two of his.

3} Make a fist with your favored hand and SWIFTLY bring it to its shoulder; make your forearm tightly parallel with your upper arm.

4} Swing your elbow the side of his head; break his zygomatic arch.

[If, by some serious fortitude on his part, he’s not on the floor yet:]

5} Grab him by the ears; pulling his head down, slam your knees into his forehead. (The goal here being to concuss him or, at the very least, abrasively cut him over the eyes so he’ll bleed enough to obscure his own vision).

 

 

Again, try not to fight.

Because, in the long run, rarely is there ever a winner.

Either way, never throw a punch.

 

 

 

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