“Everybody funny; now you funny, too.”

 

 

I’ve always understood the process of taking a solid look at the search terms from which one gets hits.

It makes sense to me to want understand how the ‘net perceives one’s message.

Along with the presentation of such.

 

 

But what I’ve never understood is the nigh on Pride some take at the pornographic/scatological phrases that bring them readers.

I mean, if I were to get viewers from “Shetland pony humping a dwarf” or “colostomy–bag sluts”, I’d seriously reconsider my work.

Though, to be fair, I’d rather gargle bleach than watch Family Guy.

So my opinion may not count for much.

 

As for me, this made my day:

 

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Now, some may laugh until their sides split.

Sputtering out, between gasps:

“That’s only one hit!”

 

Technically, they’d be correct.

But I read it as:

Here’s someone that’s interested in what I have to say.

Not trying to fuck his sister.

Not aching to fap to orangutangs 69’ing.

Not even randomly fishing for opinions.

Plus, using the alcohol content of quality whiskey to find me.

 

 

Fine or flawed as it may be:

That’s my source of Pride.

And I raise a glass to the man that typed it.

 

 

 

 

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8 Responses to ““Everybody funny; now you funny, too.””

  1. “Though, to be fair, I’d rather gargle bleach than watch Family Guy.”

    Seth Macfarlene knows who he his. He often says the dog is his alter ego…while he makes fun of what he thinks masculinity is… Peter, Quagmire, Joe.

    The dog often has reality go wrong while thinking he is right….the others enbraces reality and have things go his way.

  2. Of course, now that you posted “aching to fap to orangutangs 69′ing” you’ve been put at the top of their search engine, so you will get more of the same 🙂

  3. For me it’s curiously eye-opening that people genuinely search for such incredibly niche (arguably perverse) content on the internet.

    My most common term of a ‘dubious’ nature is ‘shemale scat’ since I put the term in a title of a post. The immediate chuckle as the first hit from that came in was quite quickly replaced by a sort of morose feeling that my blog was not the destination where the seekers found their questions answered. Mainly, because the seekers were asking for scat porn.

    So today when I got my first couple of actually relevant hits, I realised it is so much more satisfying to have your words read by a smaller appreciative audience than a larger unmoved and detached crowd.

    Hence, I’m always impressed when I see regular commenters on blogs such as yours. They, including me, can connect on some level to you throwing some quite intimate (not sure if that’s quite the word I mean) thoughts.

    Keep sharing.

    • “So today when I got my first couple of actually relevant hits, I realised it is so much more satisfying to have your words read by a smaller appreciative audience than a larger unmoved and detached crowd.”

      I am Truly pleased to hear it.

      Not to proselytize (though I am unashamed of my Roman Catholicism), merely to point out:

      Christ had 12 men that deeply believed in His message.

      Look where that went.

      Truth will find its own undeniable way.


      “Hence, I’m always impressed when I see regular commenters on blogs such as yours. They, including me, can connect on some level to you throwing some quite intimate (not sure if that’s quite the word I mean) thoughts.”

      Which is why I am likely more grateful for my small readership than many with a following thrice mine.

      And “intimate” is an excellent choice of words.

      No sexual connotation was implied or inferred.

      • We men on this here website, have enough experience, intuition, and reading comprehension to not call you out as a homosexual mysogynist sexist pig, when would come across a word such as intimate, which could mean different things out of context.

        Fear not.

  4. I sought you but my search was manosphere 101 proof and then I blacked out. Oh please stay just this once, anyways….

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