“Everybody funny; now you funny, too.”

 

 

I’ve always understood the process of taking a solid look at the search terms from which one gets hits.

It makes sense to me to want understand how the ‘net perceives one’s message.

Along with the presentation of such.

 

 

But what I’ve never understood is the nigh on Pride some take at the pornographic/scatological phrases that bring them readers.

I mean, if I were to get viewers from “Shetland pony humping a dwarf” or “colostomy–bag sluts”, I’d seriously reconsider my work.

Though, to be fair, I’d rather gargle bleach than watch Family Guy.

So my opinion may not count for much.

 

As for me, this made my day:

 

Now, some may laugh until their sides split.

Sputtering out, between gasps:

“That’s only one hit!”

 

Technically, they’d be correct.

But I read it as:

Here’s someone that’s interested in what I have to say.

Not trying to fuck his sister.

Not aching to fap to orangutangs 69’ing.

Not even randomly fishing for opinions.

Plus, using the alcohol content of quality whiskey to find me.

 

 

Fine or flawed as it may be:

That’s my source of Pride.

And I raise a glass to the man that typed it.

 

 

 

 

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